a hometown haiku update

I wrote about this on facebook, but it is too heinous to not share on here. This happened this morning in a coffee shop in my hometown of Sandy...

men drinking coffee

i'm sitting within earshot

red shirt takes out phone

next to him, man asks

"hey, got any pictures of

big-titted women?"

red shirt looks replies

"yeah, but that's besides the point"

they get up and leave

inside, my heart weeps

Sandy disappoints me again

"titted" is a word?