Sunday, August 23, 2009

sorry sunrise, you are overrated

Dear Sunrise over the Atlantic,

Hi! We just met this morning. I was the one who woke up at 5:15 a.m. to see my first sunrise over the ocean. First off, it was cloudy, and not the kind of cloudy that makes for pretty pinks and reds in the sky, but the kind that blocks out anything pretty. Secondly, you rose at 6 in the morning! Did you forget it was the weekend and that you could sleep in? Lastly... I was not impressed, sunrise... not impressed at all. You've got nothing on sunsets over the Pacific. Now that is a pretty show! So, I don't think we shall ever meet again, at least not by my choice. I just wanted to let you know that I was a dissatisfied customer and will not be recommending you to my friends.

Sincerely,
jenna

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